Does this look like an enticing view? If not, you might want to get your head checked. While not technically an island, it certainly has that kind of atmosphere. In this post I'm going to be talking about the food we ate in Paraty (pronounced. Para-chi). Getting to the city was quite an adventure. I wish it was easier to document, but like so many of the impressive things in life, they rarely are captured well. We went through the mountains on our drive there. Stopping at a roadside place, that wasn't really a convenience store and had a "self serve" food off in the corner, which consisted of a literal cauldron over a wood burning pit. Out back there was a pleasant deck with some rocking chairs, and...live animals.
This calf was just sitting somewhere with some shade, there were chickens pecking around (also finding shade under the wheeled cart), some rabbits and guinea pigs. I asked, the belief is this is sort of a petting zoo. Though full sized cows could be seen grazing on the hillside behind the place. Turns out calves really like being scratched around where their horns are starting to come in. I'd imagine its sort of like teething for a baby. We utilized the restrooms and then were back on the road. Windows XP anyone?

When we got to Paraty it was high tide. This is important because what it meant was, half the city was flooded. Not kidding. Like...water right up the streets flooded. After a fiasco of trying to figure out how to go back the way we came, and find parking. We stopped by the hotel rooms and asked about the best place for lunch. We ended up at a canal side restaurant ordering the expected. Good seafood.
Pictured here is an appetizer of some kind of loose crab meat with some spices and, well kind of like a crab cake I guess, with cheese all in a clam shell. It was pretty tasty, though the crab shell was not so carefully removed so there were some careful moments of removing inedible bits.
The main course was two plates of shared food (and rice). The forefront pictured is a fried whitefish with shrimp, palm hearts and capers with plenty of lime and other sauce type drizzling. Potatoes accompany this.

The small dish with the lid behind it is what is typically used for hot sauce. Only, its really like olive oil with some spices and hot (i mean quite hot) peppers infused in it. So just a small spoon and drizzling. It's pretty good, though kind of like tabasco. Behind the hand grabbing some of the flaky delicious white fish is a plate of shrimp in creamy cheesy mashed potatoes. It was all really good, apparently lunch is the "big meal" in Paraty, some adjustment needed, as I don't tend to eat much around those hours.

Later Gabe, Mel, and I wandered around the city (very walk able when not flooded) and tried to decide what to do for dinner. Mel and Gabe have been to Paraty before for the yearly literary festival (where I will mention, with much jealousy, they met Niel Gaiman) While we were walking though, there was a very cool little doorway which lead back to something of a jungle in limited view. It was casually added to the list of places to potentially check out, but by the time dinner was upon us we decided this was "it". Glad we did. The owner(s) apparently were originally from Thailand (though they divorced and now there's a second Thai place in the city). The atmosphere was nice, and the staff was happy to help in english, as they get a lot of foreign visitors. Obviously keeping with a sort of bohemian, jungle, atmosphere it the inside of the building had a neat effect of making it feel like you were both outside and indoors at the same time.


First up. The drinks. Despite the fact that Caipirinhas are the closest thing to a national beverage I can imagine, the number of juices available outside of alcoholic inclusion of cachaca (ka-sha-sa) is still quite impressive. Left to right, Mel ordered Passion fruit, Gabe a green grass/kale kind of beverage I think (I'll leave him to correct me) and I had a Thai Iced tea. For those familiar with actual Thai iced tea, you'll note, its not as dark nor does it have any condensed milk floating on top to be swirled in. Despite the fact that it was not what I expected, I was the happier for it. It was really good, and it came with the adorable starfruit and flowers garnish! I wish I could easily recount what this tea tasted like, or even guess at recreating it. I know we followed up later with more drinks, the aforementioned caipirinhas (I think I got a traditional, given that this is supposed to be a reason famous for cachaca), and Mel got a Chai-Tai.
Appetizer with this fantastic...carrot(?) garnish, was fried egg roll. Which came with a sweet and hmm..kind of a duck sauce-y dipping sauce. This was really good. Like, really REALLY good. The waiter came around to take the plate away, and asked to keep the dipping...the waiter was real confused, I think he broke a little bit. He walked away with both dishes, then returned with a fresh new sauce dish. Which delighted Gabe and eared a large grin from the waiter.
The main course for myself (pictured as the bowl to the rear right) was Thai green curry with squid. Which I ordered, despite the warning, "Thai hot". It was good, definitely spicy, but really really good. The squid was easy to chew and I was happy to have ordered. However, There is no way I couldn't be jealous looking at Mel's Shrimp and Pineapple in red curry, served in the pineapple rind. Presentation alone is appetizing. It was so good though. Less spicy than as I ordered, but really good combination of citrus and spice.
Gabe as I recall ordered the Thai Red Curry, I think with beef. Also quite good, If I did it again though...that Shrimp and Pineapple. You can see the little dish of the egg roll sauce in the middle, and each of us got the cute plate of rice with a pepper on top. I ate the pepper. Retrospectively, a mistake. It went down fine, didn't seem to have any heat behind it as I chewed. After swallowing though, watery eyes and a few sips from the water glass. The heat dissipated by the time we had walked down the street though. Where we got dessert. Finnish ice cream. Yup, went to Brazil, had food from Thailand and Finland. Makes sense.
Chapter Two: Jungle Fever
The second day of the trip to Paraty, we went on a jeep jungle tour. "Jeep" really meaning rugged vehicle, in this case a Land Rover Defender. Apposed to the air-conditioned buses. The tour involved roving up into the mountains, explanations by the driver about the "Royal Road", which is where gold was hand carried down into the port city of Paraty to go on boats back to the Portuguese, or the pirates, whichever, and dirt roads through thick foliage to eventually find waterfalls. Along the way we stopped and some guys with menus took our lunch orders to be waiting for us at "Tarzan's Well".

Next to a waterfall pool, next to a rope bridge, open canopy, guitar playing and island singing, Quaint...no, down right funny, credit card transaction process. Remote, seriously remote. We could have never dreamed of finding this place on our own. Again we ordered 'to share' and were told plates fed two. They lied. Plates feed four easily. Shrimp in 'mashed' manioca (Yucca, tapioca, all the same thing). Which was good, had a kind of hmm, squash like flavor almost, the consistency was weird. Really more of a puree but a bit stiff. Shrimp was good and spicing good. After swimming around and walking and the cachaca distilleries I was hungry.

Also ordered was a traditional Brazilian seafood 'stew'. There was fish, and squid, and muscles, and shrimp, and it all came out in this ceramic cauldron still bubbling. It was actually really good, as one might suspect from something that the locals prefer. Beer in the shade was thoroughly enjoyed, really some of my first on the trip. In Brazil, for the most part you drink from small cups pouring frequently to top back off, and usually as a group. Stella (Gabe's mom) was happy to have a partner, as Mel and Gabe don't like beer.
This is where credit cards go...under the umbrella. In the jungle.

Dinner following the Jeep tour again was a Mel, Gabe, Thomas affair. We went to the place that Gabe and Mel knew was a "must visit" while we were in Paraty. Just a short walk from our hotel, Bartholomeu. This was a gastro eatery in the city, next to bars and boisterous crowd. We basically had a private dinning situation, and not long after we were seated a musician sat and started playing slow jams. We, I guess hadn't had enough of the jungle since we made sure our restaurant again had plenty of it 'inside'.

Still, really cool. The palm had a small gourd like thing hanging from it, which had bats flitting to it every now and again. Not something you see every day. The first thing to show up was this...bread plate? It had breads, and cheese and butter and in the glass was a sort of eggplant compote. All on a slate plate.
Then came the salad, of sorts. I think that was beets in the center? Dried veggies, herbs, cucumbers. I recall it came with a vinaigrette. I had a few bites, but had a feeling the danger would be finding myself full. Or maybe I ate it all. Who can say?


Also at this time some more bread came and another white fish civiche, with red onions and chipped sweet potato I think?
This next part. This is where things get interesting (as if they weren't already)
Brazil is pretty well known for beef. Just ask anyone to rave about "Fogo" and the type of meat experience that is met. Well, at Bartholomeu I was in for a meat experience of a slightly different nature. A rather large roast, done to medium rare, that was stuffed with Gorgonzola and pan fried potatoes, sliced fresh (and still sizzling) at the table.

This was disastrously well done. I'm not even sure how this kind of magic is achieved. I didn't exactly ask to see the meat so I could find the seem, but I can tell you it was capped on both ends, so I suspect it was at 'the bottom'. I don't remember how much beef kept appearing on my plate (only after the prior portion was gone), but before I knew it the entire thing was gone.
It perhaps looks a bit rare in this picture, which...could be true. I can say though, really it wasn't bloody or anything like that. The gorgonzola (blue cheese) was incredibly potent, and I had to be a bit careful with my fork to make sure I didn't completely overpower the steak.The potatoes here might have actually also been sweet potatoes, I don't recall entirely, but they were crispy and good for sopping up all kinds of good run off.
We finish with, what might have been one of my most important discoveries. Guava Lava cake. With a crispy cheese piece, ice cream dollop and a smear of extra guava on the plate.
This was amazing. I can't even express. Like normal Lava cakes the insides oozed out and were warm and gooey. I didn't know my love for dessert could go so deep. I have brought back...bricks of guava, I will do what I can to reproduce some kind of pie (admitting that a lava cake is beyond me) with guava in an attempt to share this love with my friends.